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Revenge of The Battery Snatcher
Oh, what an electrifying start to the day over on W. Interstate, folks! You’d think the clock striking 9:52 a.m. would set the scene for a…
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Revenge of The Battery Snatcher
Oh, what an electrifying start to the day over on W. Interstate, folks! You’d think the clock striking 9:52 a.m. would set the scene for a…
Broadway Baby-Saving Brawl
Morning, sunshine. Hope you’re sitting down and sipping your morning Joe, cause’ this one will wake you up faster than a Red Bull enema. Welcome to…
Rent Rage and the Casual Cheek Assault
Get a load of this folks. You thought your job was bad? Try being a landlord on Columbus Road on a fine, balmy afternoon at exactly…
Finding Zen in the Parking Lot: A Sarcasm-Slathered Guide to Parking Properly for the Spatially Challenged.
There are many big mysteries in life. Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? Is there life on other planets? But for me,…
Push Comes to (Overdue) Shove on Edgecliff Drive
Alright kiddos, gather ’round for another thrilling episode of “Days of Our Desk Jobs,” a true tale of terror from the corporate jungle. This particular incident…
Smoke ‘Em if You Stole ‘Em
Well, well, well, welcome back to the world-renowned class act we call humanity, boys, and girls. This time, we find ourselves gazing upon the scenic beauty…
Bike Busting Bonnie and Clyde Find Themselves Pedalling to Nowhere
Let me tell you the riveting tale of some would-be juvenile bike thieves who had an ingenious plan snatch wheels from the utterly secure fortress that…
A Hearty Discount of a Hundred Percent
Once upon a noontide dreary on ye olde Rockside Road, a brave conqueror of capitalism embarked on a quest. A quest of pilfering somewhere between $180…
Awards for Acuity Washington Street Whiners
I’m going to tell you a warm, fuzzy little tale from Washington Street that’ll wrap your heart in a snuggly blanket of unadulterated absurdity. Just another…
Kiddie Kombat Noob Saibot got nothin’ on these punks!
In the heated asphalt jungle of Columbus Road. and Adams Street, where the concrete is cold and the egos are colder, a pre-pubescent kerfuffle kicked off…